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Roll up, roll up, for I’ll take your cash 
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I've got anarchy badges - black on red - roll up and make your choice 
Or buy your nazi armband, last year’s fashion, this year’s price 
Long sleeve sweatshirts are a popular line 
I've got the "Crass" Broken Gun. Don’t know what it means, but it suits you fine 
I've got a lovely line in anarchist ties, some "Conflict" patches if you like 
And some "Bash the Rich" matches. (Set light to those lovely cars! Ha ha) 
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Gift wrapped for your anarchist mates 
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The purchase of my products brings anarchy to your home 
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And, and, wait for it... wait for it... I have - brand new now 
The special line of anarchist rubber dolls 
Yes! You will go far as you fuck them to death in the back of your anarchist car 
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